The End Is Nigh: Getting the Most from your Apocalypse Experience (Part 9: Now the So-Called Apocalypse has Come and Gone. How can I Get My Money Back?)

Finally, a sensible question. You want your money back? Write me a letter, in care of this publisher, expressing your heartfelt dissatisfaction. If I am still alive, and I am really, truly touched, moved, amused or impressed with your reasoning for why you feel you should get your money back, I will send you your $2.95 or whatever it was you paid.

Keep in mind I will have your address, and I might also mail my corpse to you when I die.

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