Fun things to Google today: Jade Helm. Immortality. Transhumanism. Georgia Guidestones. Red and blue dots or Xs on mailboxes or sidewalks.

I don’t know about you, but I want in on this brave new world. And I want them to hurry it up, already. I’m sick of hearing about it. But will they? Is ANY of this real? Watch this blog for an upcoming article regarding these rumors. Let’s rub some sand in that eye.

Put out that eye!