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Monthly Archives: February 2019

JIBBERISH: My Journey Thru The Everglades With Willem Dafoe (part 1)

Posted on February 20, 2019 by pookabazooka
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Once again I find myself reminiscing, this time about the early aughts, when Willem Dafoe and I got drunk on a fan boat in the Everglades and wrestled some alligators, which turned out not to be alligators but were instead three swamp people with severe eczema.

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Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged everglades, gators, humor, parody, travel log | 3 Replies

The Worst Wing-Man Ever: Memories Best Left Behind

Posted on February 17, 2019 by pookabazooka
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I am reminiscing tonight as I oft do when I am feeling low, and I happened to recall the story of The Worst Wing-Man Ever.

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Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged drinking, humor, idiocy, sexism, wing-men | Leave a reply

Holiday with Death

Posted on February 4, 2019 by pookabazooka
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If you follow this blog (and again, why the hell would you?) you know that I went on a trip to a country where hallucinogens are readily available to do a little mind expansion retreat. Here is what I learned.

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Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged dark humor, death, drugs, environment, travel | 2 Replies

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