About pookabazooka

I am an ape living abroad, writing to stay focused and to remember the things I think about. I post them here in case you'd like to spend a bit of time thinking about them, too.

Q Anon and the “Gathering Storm” Conspiracy Thread

I remember when Q used to just harass the crew of the Starship Enterprise… This whole “Q Anon/The Storm” plot is ridiculous. What is “Q”? Q’s followers say he is either one person or a group of people deep inside an “alliance” involving the U.S. military and the NSA dropping clues to an impending take-down (“Gathering Storm”) of the Satanic liberal agenda that has been in control of the U.S. since… maybe the 1950s? To more discerning researchers, however, it appears that some guy with too much time on his hands strung together all the better conspiracy theories — something that is not hard to do without any “insider information” at all. It has been done by folks like Jim Marrs, David Icke, and William Bramley for decades.

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“Send Someone to Get Me.”

Just on the off chance that there is SOME intelligent life “out there” — either extraterrestrial or ultraterrestrial (meaning entities from other dimensions, for those unschooled in the weirdness of the world) — I would like to broadcast this message on all frequencies: SEND SOMEONE TO GET ME. Continue reading

Back at it


It has been a long time (nearly 3 years) since my last post. This is just an update to verify that

  1. this blog is once again active
  2. nothing is real
  3. you are not special

That is all at this time. Watch this space for more absurd content in the near future.

A Quick One: Why I Respect Atheism, but Do Not Want to Be an Atheist

I have heard the atheist arguments, railing against a belief in God or souls or life-after-death. Still, I will choose to believe that there is something more, that our consciousness does carry on after the body dies. I believe it opens up whole new worlds and new realities, as we are no longer subject to the limted senses of the corporeal form. We see colors beyond the ultra-violet and the infrared, we see other quantum frequencies, and we even encounter intelligences that exist beyond this three-dimensional universe. Perhaps we are higher consciousnesses that have lost ourselves in this elaborate game, moving these bodies around like pieces on a game board.

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