I would just like to take this moment to apologize to my readers (all 42 of you. You give me yet another reason to love Douglas Adams’s favorite number). I apologize for being so fly-off-the-handle political on this blog, and will strive to do better. I think I have come to a resolution for my outrage. Read on to learn about my resolution.
As you should already be aware, noted American financier, buddy to the wealthy elite, and renowned child-molesting pedophile Jeffrey Epstein “died by suicide” in his prison cell over the weekend. …
Take it from me, Doc — a great way to cheer yourself up each morning is to go out onto your patio, or just open a window and lean out, look around, and give the world a good, loud, “BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
Religion and evolution! Here are two topics that go well together. Let me kick these two turds around for a bit and let’s see what we come up with. This is a free-thought post meant to be a humorous consideration of how science is affecting our spiritual development. It’s what’s keeping me from sleep tonight.
Alright, one final piece on American politics, and then I am going to liberate myself and go back to writing silliness that will hopefully make a few people smile and improve someone’s otherwise dreary day just a bit.
In the year 1233, a woman by the name of Adelaide Brandt du Falke became so enraged in a heated argument with her sister that she was heard to declare, “Fuck you, ya NPC cunt! Your entire reality exists solely on a thumb drive! You’re not even connected to the internet, bitch! I could crush your whole world and you’d have nowhere to go!”
If you know me, you know that I love Leonard Cohen. Sadly, he died on my birthday back in 2016. And today I must take issue with one of his songs.